MAY WE INTEREST YOU IN YOUR HUSSY-FIED FUTURE, DARLINGS?
MAY WE OFFER STAR STUDDED ADVICE ON INCREASING YOUR BRAZEN QUOTIENT?

Say WHAAAAT? Say the stars have collided, coincided, and decided our Brazen Quotient for the month of May! Say whaaaaat?!? Say! It's time to play! Well, actually, it's time for foreplay! No! Not that kind of foreplay! Sheesh! Get your heads outta the guttah! May is foreplay to summer! Tis not the time to indulge! Tis the time to battle the bulge!!! In order to get you into that tres teensy weensy bikini ~ The stars have decided to keep you on course... in the right direction ~ which of course brings us (the fabo original brazen hussies) into the scenario... channeling the stars... n'est ce pas?!? Oh we can TOO channel the stars! Can you prove we can't?!? I didn't think so!!! READ the signs... OBEY the signs... SEE the signs of a fabo more beautiful you!!!