Sagittaruis, Capricorn, Aquarius, & Pisces Hussiescopes!

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 ~ December 21): Here's the real deal, mon cher: the planetary stuff going on for you this month is six of one, half a dozen of the other over there. You don't get it? We aren't exactly real sure we do either. But you have loads of good things happening one day, and then tres aggravations happening the next. Our advice is to roll with the proverbial punches and, while you are rolling, throw a couple of verbal punches right back at that bully you encounter mid~month at work. Standing up for yourself in a tres classy, yet brazen way, natch, is what you need to do. You'll feel much better by the 26th... in the morning, any way. By late night there's some snitty news but, again, on the 28th all is well that ends well or at least holds the promise of some adventure in the near future... which it does. Say WHAAT? Say, don't be surprised if you find out about a trip in April you weren't expecting... Plan now because it is going to be fun and fabo (unless you choose to be feckless)...

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): What ever happened to that obnoxious band Twisted Sister? PUHLEAZE don't answer that.. we don't care. But we did need a segue to twisted... which we just gotta have and we are not saying YOU are twisted (what you do in the privacy of your boudoir is your own biz, after all)... but your 'scope this month has more twists and turns than... hmmm... we were going to say... the typical set of interest... but somehow that doesn't seem appropriate although, the truth is, you are going to be faced with a lot of bullsh*t this month... but we digress. Let's put it this way: you will think this is working out when WHAMMO, new info takes you over there. And you'll be out with this cutie only to see that old lover over there and wonder what complication could be stirred up if you chose to stir. Don't stir. Don't shake. Just ride out this month. Besides, you'll be riding in style by the 24th and by the 30th you'll be sitting prettier than ever. Bottom line:

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): You're making it, you're spending it, you are finding it, you are investing it. So stop B*TCHING about it. We are talking about ah... well, duh ah... money, honey. That's what's on your mind the most this month, especially on the 15th through the 19th. You can't even talk to that new cutie without thinking... net worth...? And your idea of a fun evening is going over your bank statement. We are glad you are doing well... better than you think, actually... but sorry that you are also in a sort of financial angst over decisions. On the 22nd, consider getting in touch with your inner child (and, no, we can't believe we wrote that line either!!!). Say WHAAAT? Try to relate to Daisy Duck instead of Scrooge McDuck. Try to relax, regroup and refocus on the REALLY importante stuff... like good friends, good books, good classic flicks, and good hotsy totsy fun (that doesn't cost a THING... unless you are into stuff we don't EVEN want to know about...)

PISCES (February 19-March 20): It's the Pisces Drama~a~thon!!! Yes, a month long soap opera with you as the star, darlings... Admit it, you enjoy every minuto. There's the break up, the make up, the shake up (watch for your world to quiver with sub~plots on the 14th, 17th, 19th, 22nd and 23rd). And you have the chance to be not only the star of your own social milieu but, well, a STAR this month. Planetary rumblings and tumblings are placing you on a bigger stage shortly... think interviews... think press attention. Think how you sign your name! Could contracts... and autographs... be around the corner? WhatEVAH... a dramatic love escapade is brewing in your future. Tell the world on the 30th you are ready for your close~up!

Ciao for now, darlings... We'll be back next month with new Hussiescopes. In the meantime, write us with a question! We'll pick a lucky Hussy or Huss~he and give you a special, one~on~one (get OVAH yourselves, not THAT kind of one~on~one)... 'scope tailored to your birthday and your questions... for free because we LOVE you and appreciate you, darlings!!!!

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