SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st):
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
you say you are tired this month. If most people did what
YOU do in a month, they'd be six feet under
from exhaustion.... For an energy boost, try rocking out (a concert perchance?)
especially the third week
in February And when you hear a bunch of, well, how shall we put it... BULL
on February 25th, around 9:32 p.m. EST, to be precise... Whatever
happens on the 25th, keep your sense of humor... remember, Bette
Midler,
also born this month, says a naughty joke can put a smile on your face
and a brazen
attitude in your mouth.
Por ejemplo, to quote the Divine Miss M: "My girlfriend Clementine is a filthy, vulgar ol' broad. She loves to keep me abreast of all the latest in filthy rotten jokes and filthy rotten songs. She rang me up the other day and said....'listen to this one. You've never heard anything like it. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?' I said to her, 'I have no idea what the hell do you get?' She said, 'Usually you get an onion with really long ears. But occasionally when the stars are just right, you get a piece of *ss that's so nice it makes you want to cry!"
Add "The Rose" to your DVD collection ~ you'll be SO glad you did!
Your quote du Jour:
"I'm pretty gutsy, but I'm intimidated by tremendous accomplishment...
and by people who are very tall." ~~ Bette Midler
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th):
On the road AGAIN??? Yep, unexpected travel
plans are on the horizon... or a trip you planned for around the 23rd could
be delayed. There's bad weather
of the emotional or climate kind. The best thing you can do? Invest in a classic
'do and some new strappy heels.. think Veronica Lake tossing her main and
strutting
her pouty stuff in a noir flick... Speaking of travel, you might actually find
you have to get the hell out of Dodge. Which isn't so bad, as long as you
didn't
CAUSE the hell... Now you do TOO know
what we are talking about. You might want to fool everyone and try those news
softer make-up colors..
we
think Clinique's Bronze Lilac Amost Lipstick would make your pouty lips look
extra adorable this month.. even in the stormy emotional mess you'll get yourself
into by the end of the month.
We reccommend curling up and renting "An Affair to Remember" with Cary Grant.
"Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man
by the time she's 24, she may be lucky." ~~ Deborah Kerr
AQUARIUS (Jan.
21st-Feb. 18th): What goes around comes around.. which
is not so terrific for some (see Capricorn) this month but
for Aquarians.. well, darlings, it means you may very well be rewarded
for being SUCH go getting hussies
this year, you'll be whisked away to get away by February 26th for
fun, sun, and
a naughty adventure.
(Watch Marilyn Monroe in "Some Like it Hot" and you'll see just how hot this month will be!)
Your quote du jour:
"I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful."
PISCES
(Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th):
So you are throwing a snit fit around February 17th. We'd say POOR
BABY!!
But you look TRES adorable stomping
your tootsies and delivering withering stares. Besides, you'll feel MUCH
better after scoring practically a whole new wardrobe at the valentine sales
AND scoring a new romance ~~~ or revving
up an old one ~~ by February 14th. In fact, on that night, make sure you have
some bubbly around. You are
going to be celebrating something by the end of the month that will make New
Year's Eve seem like a footnote to the festivities. By February 28th, you'll
have discovered a new signature fragrance (stars with an "S")
and the softest featherweight cotton sweater in aquamarine you ever SAW.. perfecto
for your eyes, darling... which, though (you DO want
the truth) need
a tad more eyeliner, which you'll find in the taupe you need on February 22nd.
(See "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" starring Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman)
Your quote du jour:
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be
pretty
sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." ~~ Elizabeth
Taylor
Before our crystal ball clouds over... we'll leave you with affairs to do, affairs to go, affairs to remember... And the biggest and hottest affair of all, is all about YOU!
We'll be here with nouveau 'Scopes for scoping. You be back too! In the meantime, go out there and do something so BRAZEN people gasp,
"That hussy makes me want to order a martini ~~ shaken, not stirred!"
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