


SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 ~ December 21): Here's
the real deal, mon cher: the planetary stuff going on for you this month is
six of one,
half a dozen of the other over there. You don't get it? We aren't exactly real
sure we do either. But you have loads of good things happening one day, and
then tres aggravations happening the next. Our advice is to roll with the proverbial
punches and, while you are rolling, throw a couple of verbal punches right
back at that bully
you encounter mid~month at work. Standing up for yourself in a tres classy,
yet brazen way, natch, is what you need to do. You'll feel much
better by the 26th... in the morning, any way. By late night there's some snitty
news but, again, on the 28th all is well that ends well or at least holds the
promise of some adventure in the near
future... which it does. Say WHAAT?
Say, don't be surprised if you find out about a trip in April you weren't expecting...
Plan now because it is going to be fun and fabo (unless
you choose to be
feckless)...
Your Brazen
Quote:
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"Life
is a banquet,
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and
most poor suckers are starving to death."
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~~ Rosalind
Russell
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CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19):
What ever happened
to that obnoxious band Twisted Sister? PUHLEAZE don't
answer that.. we don't care. But we did need a segue to twisted... which
we just gotta have and
we are not saying YOU are twisted (what
you do in the privacy of your boudoir is your own biz, after all)... but
your 'scope this month has more twists and turns than... hmmm... we were going
to say... the typical set of
interest... but somehow that doesn't seem appropriate although, the truth is,
you are going to be faced with a lot of bullsh*t this month... but we digress.
Let's put it this way: you will think this is working out when WHAMMO,
new info takes you over there. And you'll be out with this cutie only to see
that old lover over there and wonder what complication could be stirred up
if you chose to stir. Don't stir. Don't shake. Just ride out this month. Besides,
you'll be riding in style by the 24th and by the 30th you'll be sitting prettier
than ever. Bottom line:
Your Brazen
Quote:
“Baloney
is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. |
Blarney
is flattery laid on so thin you love it.” |
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AQUARIUS
(January 20-February 18): You're
making it, you're spending it, you are finding it, you are investing it.
So
stop B*TCHING about it. We are talking
about ah... well, duh ah... money, honey. That's what's on your mind the most
this month, especially on the 15th
through the 19th. You can't even talk to that new cutie without thinking...
net worth...? And your idea of a fun evening is going over your bank statement.
We are glad you are doing well... better than you think, actually... but sorry
that you are also in a sort of financial angst over decisions. On the 22nd,
consider getting in touch with your inner child (and,
no, we can't believe we wrote that line either!!!). Say WHAAAT? Try
to relate to Daisy Duck instead of Scrooge McDuck. Try to relax, regroup and
refocus on the REALLY
importante stuff... like good friends, good books, good classic flicks, and
good hotsy totsy fun (that doesn't cost
a THING...
unless you are
into stuff we don't EVEN want
to know
about...)
Your Brazen
Quote:
“May
you ~ Work like you don't need the money, |
love
like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, |
screw
like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman” |
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PISCES
(February 19-March 20): It's
the Pisces Drama~a~thon!!! Yes, a month
long soap opera with you as the star, darlings... Admit it, you enjoy every
minuto. There's the break up, the
make up, the shake up (watch for your world to quiver
with sub~plots on the 14th, 17th, 19th, 22nd and 23rd). And you
have the chance to be not only the star of your own social milieu but, well,
a STAR this month. Planetary
rumblings and tumblings are placing you on a bigger stage shortly... think
interviews... think press attention. Think how you sign your name! Could contracts...
and
autographs... be around the corner? WhatEVAH...
a dramatic love escapade is brewing in your future. Tell the world on the
30th you are ready for your
close~up!
Your Brazen
Irish Quote:
"May
you live all the days of your life."
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Ciao for now, darlings...
We'll be back next month with new Hussiescopes. In the meantime, write us
with
a question! We'll pick a lucky Hussy or Huss~he and give you a special, one~on~one (get OVAH yourselves,
not THAT kind
of one~on~one)... 'scope tailored to your birthday and your questions...
for free because we LOVE
you and appreciate you, darlings!!!!
And don't forget to send
your fav people a A "Brazenly
Irish Blessing" card ~ you'll be SO glad you
did!
Now go out there and do
something so BRAZEN people sigh,
"That
hussy makes me see stars when she walks into a room!"