LEO (July 23-August 22): What is the point in even TELLING you your 'scope this month? You are too busy plowing ahead, following up on that whopper of a decision you made the first of the month to slow down and read much of anything. We understand, darlings... but do YOU understand that you are this close to, well.. can you spell "RUTHLESS" behavior? What a coincidence! So can we!!! And so can the powers~that~be at your job... so do try to tone it down a tad by the 24th and 25th. You are a winner all month... don't rub anyone elses face in it (besides, the face you THINK you want to see rubbed in... will turn out to be someone you like waaaay more than you think right now. Wait until the 28 th, around noon... and you'll know what we mean.) Do go shopping on the 29th, if only for an hour. Something in an aqua color will call you "buy me.... buy me..." OR get that sugar daddy to whisper your favorite words "I'll buy it for you" and he should. Think of it as feng shui for your wardrobe.

    Your Brazen Quote:

    "Whoever said money can't buy happiness
    simply didn't know where to go shopping".

    VIRGO (August 23-September 22): You are P*SSED... we just don't know how else to put it. Well, we do: aggravated, fed up, furious, volatile come to mind... you get the picture. In fact, you really, really... and did we mention REALLY... got the picture at the start of the month, hence your temper tantrum... which, heaven knows, you deserve to throw (besides you look divinely dramatic smashing champagne glasses against fireplaces.) Go ahead and be mad but make an appointment for Botox injections or even Pulsed Light Therapy (that new laser thang) by the 17th because all this high drama is tres wrinkle producing. By the 28th, the work situation will have you sort of in a snit... but you may see a glimmer of gold (more money, more fun, more satisfaction in more ways than one... we are blushing just thinking about the last one) by the last day of March and realize it's time to let the anger go go bye bye. Point to remember this month: if you can't get even, get photographs (or at least tape record those conversations.)

    Your Brazen Quote:

    "Two step formula for handling stress:
    1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
    2. Remember that it's all small stuff."
    ~~ Anthony Robbins

     

     

     

    LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Gotta, gotta have it!!! Say WHAAAAAT? Say everyone wants this, that and the other this month. Deadlines and feeling overwhelmed are in the air due to planetary shenanigans (we'd explain but we don't want to further tax your overwhelmed brain cells). Look "it is going to be ok", or at least over by the 23rd... the major stresses, that is. So take a deep breath and look at the good side. You are burning up simply TONS of calories this month ! Besides, romance will sneak up on you on the 18th, 19th and the 21st looks like March will turn out to be a far hotter month that you realized, if you get our drift... Go to an estate sale the last Saturday of the month and look for a treasure (Hollywood memorabilia that will perk you up... and could perk up your bank account if you get it appraised and opt to sell it...)

    Your Brazen Quote:

     

    "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that

    the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

    ~~ Rita Rudner

     

     

    SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): We never believed in fortune cookies but we do APPRECIATE this one... we were having a kiss~my~assets meeting with an ex and he cracked open a cookie and read this: "Dogs will lead psychics to your dead body". Which worried him. Which made us laugh... and laughter is good in EVERY occasion; n est ce pas? So our point is two~fold : don't take that stupid prediction your "friend" made last month seriously it's not worth the paper she or he didn't write it on. And you need to laugh more. Not that there are tragedies... or dogs leading psychics to anyone... in your 'scope this month. There is a dull kind of blah thingy going on but you can change all that with a change of attitude, scent (we suggest Chanel No. 5 spritzed over your sheets), and location. Think about planning a get~away the last weekend of the month. And don't THINK about laughing... just do it! (Come back to the Hussies regularly and we'll do our best to help, sweetie!)

    Your Brazen Quote:

    "There is nothing in which people more betray
    their character than in what they laugh at."
    ~~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     










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