(July 23-August 22): The first week of May you may feel a little slooooooowed down, a little  ~~ dare we say it? well, being brazen, of COURSE we will, darling ~~ LAZY. This is not necessarily a bad thing, sweetie. Luxuriate. Relax. Pamper yourself. As that hussy Dorothy Parker said, "Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves." 

Besides, by the 12th, all hell will break loose and you'll need that energy . Oh, stop being melodramatic.. it's more all hellO that will break loose. You know, lovers from the past, that obnoxious cousin you haven't seen in 12 years who wants to stay over on his or her way to that new job... stuff like that. Out of the blue. A word to the wise: yes, Yes, YES.. you CAN SAY " NO, NO, NO!!" By the 13th, you'll find something special in blue that you simply must have and on the 14th you'll have no buyer's remorse at all because it will come in tres handy by the 17th. Watch out on the 23rd through the 25th for a stranger with gorgeous eyes who is two-faced as all get out. This can be fun or this can be scary. Just be careful and by the 28th when the money is flowing better, you'll be glad you didn't do what you almost did on the 27th (and you will TO know what we mean).  Start dreaming about that trip on the 30th.. because July is hot-to-trot time for you, mon cher!

Your brazen quote of the month:

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” ~~ Japanese Proverb quotes

(August 23-September 22): Can you stop with the whining ~ especially about love, romance, and, frankly S-E-X?? Because, sweetie, this month has all sorts of goodies of that sort just waiting around the brazen corner. Only you have to WALK OUTSIDE and take a peek. Sheesh! Get out and into life! ESPECIALLY on May 16th, 17th, 29th and 23rd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jupiter has been doing all this stuff and you will now start feeling EXPANSIVE (not EXPANDED... that diet is going to work this time!) WE see the possibility of planning an adventure some place with a beach and a view (the kind of view that looks fab indoors, if you get our drift). And you have the best SHOPPING astrology of all the signs this month! Even if jewelry isn't something you usually don't buy, think again. We see emeralds (we see tics to France and we also see some lace underpants...)

Your brazen quote of the month:

“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.” ~~ Elayne Boosler

(September 23-October 22): When you take time to stop complaining about how hard you have to work the first 2 weeks and 3 days of May, you'll find out it was worth every minuto ~ what accolades! What a fab new WARDROBE (even a slight "pick you up" cosmetic procedure?)! The rewards, financial and otherwise are zinging your way this month! In the meantime, could we have a little more play, darlings? You need it, so schedule it in... And the key word this month is: zany. That's right. Let yourself go a little wild and nutso, especially on May 11th, 16th, and 23rd. Oh, what the heck, go sort of kooky on the 24th, too. It doesn't have to be logical (wasn't "What's New Pussycat" fun? Oh, go rent it and see what we are talking about...) Watch for a change in the workplace by the last few days of May ~ you'll fly the coop to a more luxurious one, or your present coop will reward your scoop. By June, you'll have a new playmate ~ or a former playmate will be more fun when you... well, you know, mate. And that playmate could make an appearance as early as the 28th. One warning: Be careful on May 30th. Weíd prepare for a quiet, stay-in-bed-all-day kind of dia, if we were you. Otherwise, don't come crying to us when you get a horrendously awful haircut and break something near and dear to you practically at the same time.

Your brazen quote of the month:

“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” ~~ Amanda Cross

(October 23-November 21): You threw caution to the proverbial wind late last month and now you have a brand new month to screw up (and weíd say other things related to that verb, but we won't... YOU know what we are talking about you little vixen, you...). Anyhoo, there's also, as they say, the piper to pay. And you'll pay, big-time, emotionally, until around the 15th. Then all's well that ends well (or that you don't get caught at by you-know-whom). Then there's a Venus thingy going on and after May is over, you could talk just about anyone into anything. Same thing happened to poor old Fred Mac Murray in "Double Indemnity" so use your brazen Power wisely, sweetie... But you are not a total stinker this month, darling... In fact, you do something ~ GASP ~ positively altruistic on May 19th and you find yourself in a cuddle-up-and-be-sweet mood (who'd a THUNK it the way May started!) by month's end. You are also doggone charismatic the last weekend of May (you want to go WHERE? Speak and the rest of the gang will follow...)

Your brazen quote of the month:

“It is the devastating matter-of-factness which kills all romance." ~~ Elinor Glyn