

Besides,
by the 12th, all hell will break loose and you'll need that energy . Oh,
stop being melodramatic.. it's more all hellO that
will Your brazen
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(July
23-August 22): The first week of May you may feel a little
slooooooowed down, a little ~~
dare we say it? well, being brazen, of COURSE we will, darling ~~ LAZY.
This is not necessarily a bad thing, sweetie. Luxuriate. Relax. Pamper yourself.
As that hussy Dorothy Parker said, "Take
care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
break loose. You know, lovers from the past, that obnoxious cousin
you haven't seen in 12 years who wants to stay over on his or her way
to that new job... stuff
like that. Out of the blue. A word to the wise: yes, Yes, YES..
you CAN
SAY " NO,
NO, NO!!" By the 13th, you'll find something special
in blue that you simply must have and on the 14th you'll have no buyer's remorse
at all
because it will come in tres handy by the 17th. Watch out on the 23rd through
the 25th for a stranger with gorgeous eyes who is two-faced as all
get out. This can be fun or this can be scary. Just be careful and by
the 28th when the money is flowing better, you'll be glad you didn't do what
you almost did on the 27th (and you will TO know
what we mean). Start
dreaming about that trip on the 30th.. because July is hot-to-trot time for
you, mon cher!
“Vision
without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.” ~~
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(August
23-September 22): Can you stop with the whining ~ especially
about love, romance, and, frankly S-E-X?? Because, sweetie, this month has
all sorts
of goodies of that sort just waiting around the brazen corner. Only you have
to WALK OUTSIDE and take a peek. Sheesh! Get out and into life! ESPECIALLY on
May 16th, 17th, 29th and 23rd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jupiter has been doing all
this stuff and you will now start feeling EXPANSIVE (not
EXPANDED... that diet is going to work this time!) WE see the possibility of planning an
adventure
some place with a beach and a view (the kind of view that looks fab indoors,
if you get our drift). And you have the best SHOPPING astrology of all the
signs this month! Even if jewelry isn't something you usually don't buy, think
again. We see emeralds (we see tics to France and we also see some lace
underpants...)
“When
women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
It's a whole different way of thinking.” ~~ Elayne Boosler ![]()
(September
23-October 22): When you take time to stop complaining about
how hard you have to work the first 2 weeks and 3 days of May, you'll find
out it was worth every minuto ~ what accolades! What a fab new WARDROBE (even
a slight "pick you up" cosmetic procedure?)! The
rewards, financial and otherwise are zinging your way this month! In the meantime,
could we have a little more play, darlings? You need it, so
schedule
it in... And the key word this month is: zany. That's right. Let yourself go
a little
wild and nutso, especially on May 11th, 16th, and 23rd. Oh, what the heck,
go sort of kooky on the 24th, too. It doesn't have to be logical (wasn't "What's
New Pussycat" fun?
Oh,
go
rent it and see what we are talking about...) Watch for a
change in the workplace by the last few days of May ~ you'll fly the coop
to a more luxurious one, or your present coop will reward your scoop. By June,
you'll
have a new playmate ~ or a former playmate will be more fun when you... well,
you know, mate. And that playmate could make an appearance as early as the 28th.
One warning: Be careful on May 30th. Weíd prepare for a quiet, stay-in-bed-all-day
kind of dia, if we were you. Otherwise, don't come crying to us when you get
a horrendously awful haircut and break something near and dear to you practically
at the same time.
“Romance
is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” ~~
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(October
23-November 21): You threw caution to the proverbial wind
late last month and now you have a brand new month to screw up (and
weíd say other things related to that verb, but we won't... YOU know
what we are talking about you little vixen, you...). Anyhoo, there's
also, as they say, the piper to pay. And you'll pay, big-time, emotionally,
until around the 15th. Then all's well that ends well (or
that you don't get caught at by you-know-whom). Then there's a
Venus thingy going on and after May is over, you could talk just about anyone
into anything. Same thing happened to poor old Fred Mac Murray in "Double Indemnity" so
use your brazen Power wisely, sweetie...
But you are not a total stinker this month, darling... In fact, you do something
~ GASP ~ positively altruistic
on May 19th and you find yourself in a cuddle-up-and-be-sweet mood (who'd
a THUNK it
the way May started!) by month's end. You are also doggone charismatic
the last weekend of May (you want to go WHERE? Speak
and the rest of the gang
will follow...)
“It
is the devastating matter-of-factness which kills all romance." ~~ Elinor
Glyn
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