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ARIES:
(March 21-April 19): Okokokok...
the truth is you see a ,
a ghost, or just have one of those really amazing flying dreams the first
half of the month ~~ or you could meet a gorgeous creature (not
an extraterrestrial, but Euro trash is a distinct possibility) and
think .. wow, this is a deja'vu kind of thang. Our point is that mind expanding...
perchance, blowing...
experiences are in the offering... of course, it could also just mean you
are transfixed at that rock concert, or ballet this month. Or smoking
something
funny. Anyhoo, on the 17th and 18th, you'll back away and wonder what on EARTH,
or out of, has been happening. Could be a hormonal flux, could be love,
could
be this planetary thingy that calms down on the 22nd. On the 24th and
25th you'll be so self~assured the word "cocky" comes to mind...
Don't crow so much you are just plain obnoxious... It's not going to
help in
the
bedroom or the boardroom (you'll
figure out the romantic complications your little half truth causes on
the 29th... you
can cock~a~DOOOOO~dle
do it, sweetie.)...
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): Sheesh!
What do you WANT??? You wanted
some invites and you get them... a veritable social whirl rocks
your world the first half of the month and you really want
to go do something exciting... alone. Best chances... the 11th and 12th when
you think clearly and, frankly, are the bravest your brazen self
has been
in a while. Expect a wish or two to come true by the 15th and YOU'LL
be planning a shindig to celebrate by the third weekend of the month.
Career messes could aggravate at the end of the month... Keep your options
open,
wear something red, and make sure you return important phone calls on the
14th and 25th. Oh, what the hey, return unimportant phone calls, too...
because
a power play day is a few weeks away... and the powers~that~be aren't obvious
yet. 
GEMINI
(May 21- June 21):
Feeling a bit
jealous, are we? By the 11th, you'll be too busy thinking about mula, dinero, CASH
TO STASH and new job
decisions to keep fretting about what he said she said he did and she did.
And you do TOO know
exactly what we mean, darlings... Calm down (we
recommend a sensuous massage on the 15th) and
regroup so all that personal stuff (sigh...
is a lawyer involved AGAIN???) can
be dealt with calmly around the 18th. You'll play someone like a violin
on the 22nd, eyes glistening with near tears... puhleaze! We KNOW it's
somewhat of an act but if it works... we'll just watch it because hearts
could
break by the 25th (not yours this
time, but there's no reason to be a stinker with that certain person who
thinks you are tres
hotsy totsy...) 
CANCER
( June 22-July 22):
Don't you just hate
those Cancer horoscopes that talk about you coming out of your shell? PUHLEAZE!
But we can't resist talking about your crabola side. We don't know if you
need chocolate, champagne or cash (perchance,
Prozac?) the
first couple of weeks of March but this too will pass, sweetie... but here's
the key: get out
and about and go shopping. You need a new look, a new perspective and a new
'do isn't out of the question. Besides, you need a break from all the work
mess (we'd say "CRAP",
but we are too classy, albeit in a tasteless, classless sort of way, to
talk like that) at
mid~month. Besides, there's a cutie patootie just waiting to surprise you...
check out a gallery opening,
peruse the sci fi section of a bookstore get to the museum... someone with
an
eye for the unusual in creative stuff is headed your way. Best bet to find
this new potential love: the 19th, 20th, and 22nd and 23rd. 
