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(March
21-April 19): If you let the universe know what you are dreaming, boy (or
girl, whatEVAH) are YOU going to be surprised this month! Because whatever
you put out (not that kind of put out, unless that's what you want to
do... we aren't telling!) is coming right back at you. Say WHAAAAT? Say you started
the month Thinking "not THIS again"... and right when you thought
this that and the other things couldn't get worse, it did BUT (and
this is a big BUT...
oh, stop it, we didn't say "BIG BUTT", you vain thang) like a boomerang, all those things, people and career goals you dream about
seem suddenly attainable! You see, darling, Mars is busy, busy on your side,
sort of fighting the astro-illogical elements for you ~ also fairly screaming: "GET
SOME RED INTO
YOUR LIFE!" as in hair color, new imported hand-made rug
from Nepal, whatever... you'll be feeling terribly outgoing by May 27th and
there is something going on about uncovering rubies. At an estate sale. The
third weekend. Really.
Your brazen quote of the month:
“If
sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong.” ~~ Annonymous
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(April 20-May20): Heaven help you, Taurus sweeties... Your 'scope
looks like a French drawing room comedy ~ all those doors opening and
one lover in,
then out, another coming in, you hide that one over there and... Sheesh!
You can't get rid of them. Explanation: Venus, Mars AND Mercury are
doing this
vibrational thingy (that's as technical as we are getting for free, darlings).
So either go with the proverbial flow, or decide whom you want ~ from your
pick of all these past loves who keep coming back over and OVAH, more as
pests that pets. You'll feel positively weary from it all until May
23rd, and then
a brand spanking (GASP! Are
you INTO that? Who knew?) new relationship is
on the horizon. Speaking of your horizon, anything to do with your
mula making
ability ~ job? inheritance? ~ will be getting lots of attention all summer,
starting around the second week of May. And... sigh... yep, it's the retro
thingy again... your greatest success will be in going BACK, or re-connecting
with some source of money you left behind. You'll know what we mean by May
30th, 10 a.m.Uh-huh. (But one warning... something you do or say on May 19th
could get you in professional trouble so, sweeties, be brazen ~ but be smart
about whom you say those pithy remarks to, n'est ce pas?)
Your brazen quote of the month:
"I
can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece." ~~ Hedda Hopper
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(May
21-June 21): All your
worry about mula isn't for naught. Naught? Where did THAT word come from...
sheesh... anyhoo, you'll worry, plan,
to buy or not to buy, to transfer funds or not... yadda yadda... and
those decisions
will be RIGHT, at least
before May 16th... We'd be more specific but it could blow your brain
cells ~ but the non-technical explanation is
that your ruling
planet is pushing you in the right way as it zips through the astro-illogical
heavens... Watch out for that Sagittarius on the 21st... Sagittarius rhymes
with "marry us" by
the by... DON'T do anything related to matrimony
in a rash way ~ or you could break out in a rash before June starts! Besides,
you've got all those travel possibilities popping up until early September...
But we digress again. Watch for new deals having to do with communications
to hit around the middle of May ~ could be anything from a new cell phone
to finally selling that screenplay! You'll feel most powerful (BEST times
for trying new 'dos and new positions ~ we are talking JOBS,
darling... well, those
positions, too, whatevah) on May 22nd and one more time (which
you could be saying, should you try those new positions) on May 30th...
at 9:47 p.m.
EST to be exact (because we are SOOOOO good...
sigh... )
Your brazen quote of the month:
"Whoever
said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." ~~
Bo Derek
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(June
22-July 22): Forget
all that crappoloa aggravation in the beginning of this month... just
concentrate on what's coming by late
June. Here's a
hint: Pepe LePew. No, a skunk isn't entering your love but a romantic
soul who won't
STOP until you have at
least a fabulously sensual rendezvous in the spring... and, come to think
of it, Paris could be on the agenda... So that break-up
in mid-May (we're not sure if it's a manicure
thang or a love thang... but something is breaking here and it's not
an appliance) isn't a tragedy..
just
a reason to move on to what's coming. You'll get a big hint on May 13th
and again on May 19th... so hang in there, cutie! And, did we mention
Paris? We believe we did! And let's throw in Milan, Bangkok and Timbuktu.
Also
Naples,
Florida, which is simply divine... Say WHAAAAT? Say
international goings-on. It's right there in your chart... and Hedy
Lamarr
was just coming in (we
channel the REAL stars you know) and
she says you will be on a lucky roll by the
last
week of May... Could even be a jackpot (we'd
play for real in Monte Carlo if we were you!) or could have
to do with scoring some good rock 'n' roll concert
tickets... or a roll in the hay?
Your brazen quote of the month:
"I
enjoy countless hundreds pursuing me. I love those who love me the most.
I am sort of flattered
by men showing attention to me." ~~ Hedy Lamarr
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