ÿþ<html> <head> <title>Brazen Hussies ~ Aries, Taurus, Cancer & Gemini</title> <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="INDEX, FOLLOW, ARCHIVE" /> <meta http-equiv="http://www.brazenhussies.com/Hussiescopes/hussiescopes.1.html" content="astrology, stars, horoscopes, movie stars, zodiac, valentines, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces, moon, hussiescopes, brazen, brazen hussy, brazenhussies, gossip, giggles, vixen, satire, irony, wit, humor, comedy, retro, glamour, Hollywood"><meta name="keywords" content="astrology, stars, horoscopes, movie stars, zodiac, valentines, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces, moon, hussiescopes, brazen, brazen hussy, brazenhussies, gossip, giggles, vixen, satire, irony, wit, humor, comedy, retro, glamour, Hollywood"><meta name="description" content="The Brazen Hussies section on Hussiescopes is our version of Horroscopes featuring humorous forecasts in hussy style!"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"></head> <body text="#000000" background="red.bg.png" link="#FFFFFF" vlink="#FF00FF" alink="#663399"> <ul> <p align="left"><img src="valentine.scopes.ban.png" width="300" height="75" align="left"><img src="SM.HEARTBETTE.png" width="172" height="72" align="right"></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p> </p> </p> <div align="center"> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><img src="ARIES.GEM.CAN.TAU.FEB.BAN.png" width="300" height="50"></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> </div> <p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong><img src="garbo_val.jpg" width="198" height="295" align="right"><font color="#FFFFFF"><img src="aries.red.lnk.jpg" width="45" height="30" align="left"> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">ARIES (March 21 ~ April 19):</font></font></strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You've got all of the dysfunction and none of the fun the first of the month when it comes to your roots ~ and we are not talking about your hair <em><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">(which, perchance, we</font></strong></em> <strong>SHOULD</strong> <em><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">be talking about... isn't it time for a new 'do? The 18th and 22nd are the most auspicious tiempos this month for style changes, by the by...)</font></strong></em> Family squabbles are in the air but lessen by the 21st, due to a natal transity thingy. Best time for doing something creative in the bedroom ~ redecorating or anything <strong>ELSE</strong> you can up with that involves the bed and creativity, if you get our drift, and we know you do ~ the 20th. And the 30th looks pretty hot for your trotting, too, darling.</font></font></p> <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">In your down time, we suggest watching the elusive <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0009S4IJM&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325">Greta Garbo</a></strong>, her signature collection.</font></p> <p align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your quote du jour:</font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><em><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">"There seems to be a law that governs all our actions so I never make plans." ~~ <a href="http://www.brazenhussies.com/Gemdujour/Divas/GretaGarbo/Greta.Garbo.html">Greta Garbo</a></font></strong></em></font></p> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <strong><font color="#FF0000"><img src="bacall_val.jpg" width="198" height="254" align="left"></font><img src="taurus.red.lnk.jpg" width="45" height="30" align="left"> <font color="#FFFFFF">TAURUS (April 20 ~ May 20):</font> </strong>Good Golly, Miss <em><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><strong>(Ms. or Mr. what</strong></font></em><strong><font color="#000000">EVAH</font></strong><em><strong>)</strong></em> Molly! You could tie the knot this month... Talk about taking Valentine's day muy seriously this year! Well, if you don't <strong><font color="#000000">WANT</font></strong> to get involved like that, do think twice before giving someone else that impression... Hearts may break, but yours won't be one of them. The guilt thingy could tie your tummy in knots, especially on the 16th. Get <font color="#000000"><strong>OVAH</strong></font> yourself, sweetie. You need to get away from work, particularly on the 24th ~ and think about what you really want to do, and where you <font color="#000000"><strong>REALLY</strong></font> want to live<font color="#FFFFFF"><strong><em> <font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">(and, we believe we hinted at this a bit earlier, n'est ce pas??? With</font></em></strong></font><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><em> </em></font><em> </em><font color="#FF0000"><strong><font color="#000000">WHOM!</font></strong></font><font color="#000000"><em> </em></font><em><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><strong>Darling, do try to make up your mind by the end of the month...)</strong></font></em></font></p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">We suggest watching<em> </em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0000B1OGH&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><strong>&quot;To Have and Have Not&quot;</strong></a><em> </em>starring two of our favorite sweethearts Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart</font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <em><strong><font color="#000000">"Never complain, and never explain."</font> ~~ </strong><a href="http://www.brazenhussies.com/Gemdujour/Divas/LaurenBacall/lauren.bacall.html"><strong>Lauren Bacall</strong></a><strong> </strong></em></font></p> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img src="sophia_val_loren.jpg" width="255" height="279" align="right"><img src="gemini.red.lnk.jpg" width="45" height="30" align="left"> <strong><font color="#FFFFFF">GEMINI (May 21 ~ June 21):</font></strong> After all those work headaches early in the month, you do some naval and navel gazing by mid~month<strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"> <em>(meaning you see some</em></font></strong><font color="#000000"> <strong>AWFULLY<em> </em></strong></font><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><em>cute sailors and, also, consider either meditation or having a sapphire put in your belly button...) </em></font></strong>In fact, you are considering reinventing yourself in a major way. Before splurging, we suggest what we call <em>"shopping in your own closet"</em> on the 22nd. <font color="#000000"><strong>VOILA!</strong></font> You had forgotten about something perfect, blue. And it still fits! You will positively emote sexiness when wearing it. The last week of the month, do try to loosen up ~ enjoy a good meal <em><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">(we suggest going Italian this month, mon ami)</font></strong></em>, good wine... laugh and, we promise, you'll learn something that will put a smile on that previously pouty face by the 29th.</font></p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Watch <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0006FO8M0&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325">&quot;It Started in Naples&quot;</a></strong> with Sophia Loren and that heart stopping leading man Clark Gable ~ You'll be <font color="#FF0000"><strong><font color="#000000">SO</font></strong></font><font color="#000000"> </font>glad you did!!!</font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><em><strong><font color="#000000">"Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti"</font> ~~ <a href="http://www.brazenhussies.com/Gemdujour/Divas/SophiaLoren/Sophia.Loren.html">Sophia Loren</a></strong></em><strong> </strong> </font></p> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <font color="#FF0000"><strong><img src="norma.hearts.jpg" width="275" height="399" align="left"><img src="cancer.red.lnk.jpg" width="43" height="22" align="left"><font color="#FFFFFF">CANCER (June 22 ~ July 22):</font></strong></font> So <font color="#000000"><em><strong>WHAAAAT</strong></em></font> if they thought that about you. It's all in the translation of the deed ~ and you did not mean that particular deed to be malicious or scandalous... just, well, a bit wild. Which is was. And which, <em>okkoko</em><font color="#000000"><strong>KAY</strong></font>, you were caught in the midst up the first week of the month. By the 13th, those who were snooty about it will actually be envious if you hold your brazen head up high. If that doesn't work, go to Plan<font color="#000000"> <strong>B</strong><font color="#FFFFFF"><strong><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"> </font></strong></font></font><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><strong><font color="#FFFFFF"><em>(for</em></font></strong></font><em><font color="#000000"> </font></em><font color="#000000"><strong>Brazen</strong> </font><em><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><strong>with a capital </strong></font></em><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif"><strong><font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">B</font></strong><em><strong>)</strong></em></font> and tell the nay Sayers on the 22nd and 23rd they wouldn't recognize an adventure if it fell on top of them wearing a feather boa and f*uck me shoes.</font></p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Do watch <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0008ENICU&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325">&quot;The Women&quot;</a></strong>, starring three hussies in their own right, Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford, and Rosalind Russell.</font></p> <p><font color="#FF0000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><em><strong><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">"An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other." ~~ <a href="http://www.brazenhussies.com/Gemdujour/Divas/NormaShearer/Norma.Shearer.html">Norma Shearer</a></font></strong></em></font></p> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <table width="47%" border="0" align="center"> <tr> <td width="22%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0000B1OGH&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="have.havenot.dvd.jpg" width="114" height="160" border="0"></a></font></td> <td width="26%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0008ENICU&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="the.women.norma.shearer.dvd.jpg" width="134" height="160" border="0"></a></font></td> <td width="24%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0009S4IJM&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="greta.garbo.sign.collec.dvd.jpg" width="134" height="160" border="0"></a></font></td> <td width="28%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0006FO8M0&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="started.in.naples.dvd.jpg" width="112" height="160" border="0"></a></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td><div align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0000B1OGH&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325"><strong>To Have and Have Not</strong></a></font></div></td> <td><div align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=as2&path=ASIN/B0008ENICU&tag=brazenhussies&camp=1789&creative=9325">The Women</a></font></div></td> 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