ARIES (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th): Let's face it, you aren't going to get anywhere staying at home and moping about what's his face who isn't worth it in the first place. Instead, get a new do', go out there and set the world on fire. We predict on the 18th, at 8:30 pm to be exact, (or we good or what!) you'll meet a hunka hunka, who may not be a long term affair, however, in the moment is just enough entertainment to get OVAH that broken heart!

      We suggest you wear something shoulderless, in a champagne satiny thing. AND go out and buy a pair of new stiletto's or two!

      Your Brazen Inspiration for September:

      "I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder
      emerging from a long satin nightgown
      packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed."
      Bette Davis ~ April 5, 1908 ~ October 6, 1989

       

       

       

      Take a page from Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and indulge yourself in the "Holly Ever Go Lightly" persona. A fresh, new attitude and if you look past the differences, you'll see the similarities! Say WHAAAAT??? Oh, go rent the movie Darling! You DO have to do a little research, ne'st ce pas?!? And take note of the little black dress... It will look perfecto with a tiffany, diamond, that is. And we predict by the end of the month that certain someone who appreciates the newness in you will have one, just be careful when sipping that champagne darling...

      Your brazen inspiration for the month of September:

       

      “You can always tell what kind of a person a man
      really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you”
      Audrey Hepburn ~ May 4, 1929 ~ January 20, 1993

       

       


      GEMINI (May 21st-June 21st): It's in the MONEY, honey! How to make some, not lose some, so stay away from those casino's! Get your creative juices going and you'll plot a whole new direction for that project your company is promoting. We predict a HUGE pay raise AND bonus to boot! You'll be basking in the applause as you well deserve. On the 12th, be careful, there is someone who isn't clapping for you and they will do any and everything to see you fail. Take a good long look around you. This person may be your best supporter by day and your worst enemy by night.

      On the 25th, all is well and that person is now standing in an un-employment line. And you??? Well, YOU will be on a jaunt to Paris with that certain someone who you will be spending certain nights with in a romantic setting that is certain to put you in the mood... I'm not telling YOU what mood... that's for you to figure out!

      Your brazen inspiration for September:

      "I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.
      I guess I am a fantasy."
      Marilyn Monroe ~ June 1, 1926 ~ August 5, 1962

      CANCER (June 22nd-July 22nd): You are SO in tune this month what with the full moon and the new moon all in a consistent rhythm. This is the time for you to pat yourself on the back for a job well done. Grab a bag, call your best friend and take a weekend jaunt to New Orleans. Enjoying the fabulous flair of nary a care.

      The trip will be SO amazing, especially after meeting that jazz artist at Pat O'Briens. You'll end up asking for a few extra days to get to know him better. Darling, even though you are the Queen for the day, remember this is NOT your handsome prince... You'll find him when you go back home at the Star Bucks on your corner, at precisely on September 10th at 9:00 a.m.

      Your brazen inspiration for September:

      "You can't comfort the afflicted
      with afflicting the comfortable."
      Princess Diana ~ July 1, 1960 ~ August 31st, 1997

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

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