Brazenhussies ~ RED HOT MAMMA!!!

Yes, darlings... to all you cutesy mommies, hotsy totsy mommas and most elegant maters, we send you loads of cyber smooches from Hussiedom each Mother's Day. It is also OUR special day, as we are not only the Brazen Hussies. we are brazen MOMS, too, who follow the philosophy of Auntie Mame more than Dr. Spock, we believe in teaching kids to live, Live, LIVE!!!!

Por ejemplo on Mother's Day, we suggest relaxing with a glass of bubbly and watching some mom-themedflicks like "I Remember Mama" (l948) starring Irene Dunne as the luminously good yet gutsy mom. And don't forget one of our fave director's hilariously black comedic takes on suburban momism ~~ John Water's "Serial Mom" (l994) starring a murderous yet maternal Kathleen Turner. If your tastes are a tad weird in the mamma entertainment department, try "I Dismember Momma" (l974) , "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter is Dead" (1991) or "Throw Mama From the Train" (l987).

And here are some quotes ~~ the good, the bad and the brazen ~~ to get you in the maternal mood (not THAT maternal mood. We are not talking about words-to-get-preggers by.. sheesh!):

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." ~~ Erma Bombeck

"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness." ~~ Honore de Balzac

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~~ Lisa Alther

"Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; a mother's secret hope outlives them all." ~~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

"A mother is neither cocky, nor proud. because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium." ~~ Mary Kay Blakely

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." ~~ Author Unknown

"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." ~~ Aristotle

"O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother!" ~~ William Shakespeare ( from ìHamletî)

"Sweater: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." ~~ Ambrose Bierce

"Is my mother my friend? I would have to say, first of all she is my Mother, with a capital 'M'; she's something sacred to me. I love her dearly." ~~ Sophia Loren

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but thereís a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most women suspect." ~~ Roseanne Barr

"Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground." ~~ Zora Neale Hurston ( Zora's mama was CLEARLY a brazen hussy!!)

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after." ~~ Peter De Vries

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~~ Oscar Wilde

"If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much." ~~ Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary." ~~ Dorothy Canfield Fisher

"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." ~~ Author Unknown

"Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you." ~~ Jill Bennett

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new." ~~ Rajneesh

"Mother ~ that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries." ~~ T. DeWitt Talmage

"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." ~~ Elizabeth Stone

"We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway." ~~ Eugene Sutphin (from "Serial Mom")

"From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash." ~~ Sophie Tucker (the original RED HOT MAMA!!!)

Now go out there and do something so BRAZEN people gasp,

"That is one BRAZEN hot mama!!"

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