Brazen Hussies ~ Getting Off

Darlings! You'll be seeing stars!!! Say Whaaaaaaat?!? Say! After reading these quotes and quips FROM the stars, on the subject of GASP!!! SEX!!!! As you know Sex sells and we hope it will sell YOU on the Brazen Hussies, we're "CLASSY", (in a tasteless, classless sort of way) n'est ce pas??) Do enjoy... and Darlings... we hope it'll be as good for you as it is for us...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right.

Woody Allen

Really that little dealy bob is too far away from the hole. It should be built right in.

~~ Loretta Lynn

Some day we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. ~~ Evan Davis

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. ~~ Quentin Crisp

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~~ Mae West

All that you suspect about women's friendships is true. We talk about penis size. ~~ Cynthia Heimel

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~~ Woody Allen

My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first tewenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~~ Erica Jong

A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. ~~ Japanese proverb

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. ~~ Joan Rivers

I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me. ~~ Tallulah Bankhead

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~~ Rita Mae Brown

If all the girls attending it (the Yale Prom) were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. ~~Dorothy Parker

My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom ... I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. ~~ Jerry Hall

Getting Off