Brazen Hussies ~ Gays

Welcome to The Queer Brazen Hussie page, the place for everything queer , brazen, and hussie. You may be asking yourself what the hell is a "queer brazen hussie?" Grrlfriend, this is the story: A queer brazen hussie comes in two varieties~a She Hussie (constructed or biological) and a Huss-He (constructed or biological). What both Hussies have in common is their outrageous lack of political correctness. They are their own creations!

This is the place for the true original. No copies need apply. When you log on here you better fasten your seat belts because you are in for a real bumpy ride (thanks, Bette Davis).

Allow us to formally introduce our (what a coincidence! queer, brazen, and hussy) selves to you! We are the associate editors ~~ a.k.a. Bitch Queens ~~ of this page. One of us is known as Miss Brazen Hissie Fit. She delivers the news and reviews dipped in poison pen. And the other part of our dynamic duo is Miss BrazenThang ~ expert in love, sex, and, ah-hem, "disgusting desires". (Actually, we are also known as Sandy and Irene).

We are your guides to the world of Queer Brazen Hussiedom. We will take you on a guided tour through BrazenHussyQueerland which is located beyond the Emerald City. So throw away your ruby slippers, put on those lavander stilletos, your best drag and swish on over to us for the latest in everything you ever wanted to know about that mundo beyondo world of queer brazen hussies.

To inaugurate this page we offer the following sexy, provocative essay to titilate and excite. We know you can't wait to read about "The Lesbian Presence in Film Noir." We bet you never thought there even WERE creatures like us in those dark, dangerous, gritty old B movies that they used to show at one in the morning when television was television and not a perpetual sitcom. This essay has got Marlene, Jennifer, Gina and Sharon camping it up while they commit murder and mayhem.

We have a few more hot titbits about noir femme fatales. Remember the Queen of B noirs, Liz Scott (a.k.a. Scottie, you know the broad who was the poor man's version of Veronica Lake and Lauren Bacall). She's the one with the whiskey voice and what she thought was a sexy lisp who played with Stanwyck, Bogart, Duryea, et all.

CONFIDENTIAL TO QUEER BRAZEN HUSSIES: Psssst... we'll keep this JUST between us, right? Well, surely you all are just itching to know everything there is to know about Scottie and her little girls, n'est-ce pas? Rumor has it that La Scott is a dyke! The girls on the street report that she got caught with her pants down some forty years ago. This may explain her sudden disappearance from the silver screen.

Weep not, those in the know report that she is living high on the hog looking great, still wearing men's P.J.s, tooling around Beverly Hills in a black jag. while she pursues such interests as French and collecting. Miss BrazenHissyFit and Miss BrazenThang actually tried to interview "Miss Scott", but we were told she "doesn't do good interview!" We should say so~she blew us off (her letter was written by "her secretary" on a typewriter!!! Uh-huh... excuse us while we roll our eyes in unison.)

EXTRA! EXTRA!!! ~~ Sharon Stone has been sighted without her ice pick (we don't know if she was with or sans panties) but definitely WITH a bevy of BI (and we are NOT talking lingual, if you get our drift, and we are sure you do) beauties entering a club known for its Sapphic sisterhood. She must be having a great marriage? ? ? (Excuse us for a momento.. we have more eye rolling to do..) We will back with more hot news reviews and advice for all you queer brazen hussies.... soon... but .. what was that? Was it a hormonal flux or.. no.. we do believe it was more news!!!

STOP THE CYBER PRESSES!!! Miss BrazenHissyFit promises another one of her flaming reviews of the upcoming New York City GLBT film festival!

And here's another HOT FLASH!!! Miss BrazenHussyThang will be launching her advice to the love lorn next time. She orders you to keep your questions coming; she hopes YOU do too.

Til then, Ciao Babies... from the Missess QueerBrazenHussyFit and HussyThang.